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Man With Bomb Threatens Clinton New Hampshire Headquarters

Hillary knows she’s got trouble in the latest polls. That’s why she’s in Vienna, Virginia today for a Democratic pow-wow rather than her campaign headquarters in Rochester, New Hamphire.

This story is still breaking, so not much to report. Some crazy person with a bomb strapped around his torso burst into Clinton’s Rochester campaign headquarters demanding a face to face. Some hostages were released, but according to reports, some innocent campaign workers are still being held inside. Oh wait, now they’re saying all the hostages have been released. I certainly hope so.

The rise in these type of incidents for the sake of publicity is despicable. I hope the media doesn’t waiver from a description of this looney toon as the “nutjob with salt and pepper hair.” Giving this low-life an identity is far too good for him.

Disagree with Clinton’s politics, sure, but incidents like this give me the willies.

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  1. ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, PRO-AMERICA HERO TODD BEAMER FACED DOWN TERRORIST HOSTAGES-TAKERS ABOARD UNITED AIRLINE FLIGHT 93 WITH THE WORDS “LET’S ROLL”!!!!!

    PUSSY DEMLIBS, ON THE OTHER HAND, CRY “LET’S ROLL OVER!!!!”

    IF THIS IS A REAL HOSTAGE SITUATION, IT DEMONSTRATES HOW COWARDLY, SNIVELING PATHETIC DEMLIBS ALLOWED THE SITUATION IN NEW HAMPSHIRE TO FESTER AND CALLED ON POLICE OFFICERS TO ENDANGER THEIR OWN LIVES!!!!

    THESE BRAVE COPS ARE RISKING THEIR LIVES TO DEFEND THE LIBTARDS WHO HATE THEM!!!!

    DEMLIBS ARE UNFIT TO LEAD AMERICA!!!!!

    AT PRESENT, AMERICAPHILE IS MONITORING THIS SITUATION, TO SEE IF IT IS A REAL “HOSTAGE” INCIDENT OR WHETHER IT IS A CASE OF A BELEAGUERED CITIZEN FORCED INTO A SEEMINGLY EXTREME MEASURE TO DEFEND HIMSELF, HIS FAMILY, HIS COUNTRY OR HIS PETS!!!!

    REMEMBER: PIAPS IS A RELENTLESS KILLER!!!!!

  2. As they say when it rains it pours. Hillary’s pot overflows with poll results showing her slipping in Iowa, and simultaneously having to experience a hostage situation initiated by ‘truly nut case’ seeking attention. Was this about 15 minutes of fame? No need for a repeat on this anywhere.

    Despite how she is projected in the media negative/positively, this should not have happened. But given her ability to with stand “licks” from right,left and center, Hillary will keep fighting for her chance to make history.

    There is clearly a break in her ‘dam’ but she has a good thirty says to do a repair job and possibility with her smarts, turn all of this into a positive.

    She is is a strong cookie and until SuperDuper Tuesday, I will still hold a bet on this horse for place. This jockey, Hillary will continue to press vigorously to the finish line. Can Obama survive her mud? This is crunch time and I expect to see this female lash out even more.

    If one is going to lose one may as well do it fighting!!

    http://www.vernasmith.blogspot.com

  3. As you may or may not know…virtually all Democratic candidates were in Vienna, VA at the time, speaking to the DNC fall meeting. Are all their poll numbers sinking? Is that why they all made an appearance rather than be in New Hampshire?

    More to the point, will you manufacture any false-logic at hand in order to make your attack seem significant.

    Weak, at best. Polls are snap shots. They can trend and they can reverse. At this time four years ago who was “polling” well in Iowa?

    Depending on today’s snap shot for an absolute prediction of what happens in a litany of days to come, shows immaturity.

    I have no particular candidate in this fight just yet. I just dislike cheap for the sake of cheap.

    I get your point, I think. Just try making them better next time. Even poorly informed readers deserve better.

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