Escaped Mayor of Munchkinland Resembles Andy Hardy

Someone better tell Mickey Rooney that red makes him look like a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. No? Well then how about the mayor of Munchkinland? He’s certainly the right height. Hoarding old Judy Garland cast-offs again, are we Hardy boy?
Is this guy still ticking? Geez, I thought he kicked the bucket years ago. Must [...]

Paula Abdul Hides Plastic Surgery While Simon Says All

Looking for comment from American Idol Judge Paula Abdul about the plastic surgery related death of Kanye West’s mother, a TMZ cameraman dug a little too deep. Not that Paula was miffed as described, but clearly she had no interest in discussing her experiences under the knife.
Anyone can see from before and after photos that [...]

Malibu Fires Send Mel Gibson Packing

I don’t get it. Don’t Malibu firemen understand that some stars don’t need to be evacuated from encroaching flames?
Yep, it’s true. The wildfires have spread to Malibu. However, unlike mere mortals, some people are more at home among the terrifying flames. Some, who have made pacts with you know who, truly relish the searing [...]

Ann Coulter Savaged for Bashing Jews and Judaism

The Britney Spears of the conservative movement, a blemish on the face of “kinder, gentler, compassionate conservatism.” A Connecticut anorexic in King Arthur’s Court. A transvestite refugee from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. So refers Michael Savage from his beleaguered talk show fest, The Savage Nation, to none other than Ms. Ann Coulter.
Wow. The [...]

Christian Groups Angry Over Kathy Griffin Remarks

Did plastic surgery enhanced Kathy Griffin really say, “Suck it Jesus, this is my god now,” then kiss her new Emmy and walk off the stage? Apparently, this did in fact happen last Saturday at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards.
The national news media didn’t give this outburst too much attention and network execs plan [...]

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Yet Again

I don’t know why I’m doing this. Maybe I have blog bite envy, or maybe I’ve just spent too much time at my laptop.
This story broke not too long ago on, of all places, FoxNews. Yep. Suspicion of DUI and cocaine. Awwww, and coming on the heels of her picture perfect day at Polaroid [...]

British Invasion of Katie and Peter

It’s not Becks and Posh. It’s not an interminable flashback to Princess Diana. It’s not even the Painting Smoocher. This time, I’m afraid the American soil onslaught consists of far more inconsequential protoplasm.
I’m referring to none other than Katie and Peter. Who are these people and why should I care? Is anyone watching this [...]

You Know Who Released from Jail

Do I have to name names? By now everyone in the Northern Hemisphere and select parts of Europe know that Paris is no longer under siege. Hoo-ah!
I’m ashamed to admit my own participation in this guilty little pleasure. She’s blonde. She’s hot. She’s eye-candy. Seemingly clueless. She’s fluff. There’s internet pictures of her with no [...]