Politicelebritopia Round-Up for October 29, 2007

The line separating politicians and celebrities so often becomes blurred. As they cross into each others’ realms, mongrel spawn are born. Round-up from this past week includes:
1. Madame Tussauds opened another house of wax in Washington, D.C. This full sensory interactive museum is probably the only place in the world where both Katie Couric [...]

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together…Again

I wish these two would make up their minds. They’re on. They’re off. They’re canoodling. They’re not. Their reps confirm. Their reps have nothing to say. After a painful divorce, she needs to spend her free time with her children. He’s a soul searching settling down kinda guy. She’s not ready to bring him home [...]

Malibu Fires Send Mel Gibson Packing

I don’t get it. Don’t Malibu firemen understand that some stars don’t need to be evacuated from encroaching flames?
Yep, it’s true. The wildfires have spread to Malibu. However, unlike mere mortals, some people are more at home among the terrifying flames. Some, who have made pacts with you know who, truly relish the searing [...]

Steve-O Spotted Supporting New PETA Campaign

I’m not into the Jackass movies or their small screen progenitor, but can’t deny their popularity. One of the creative forces behind the mayhem, Steve “Steve-O” Glover, is a recent crossover to the blended netherworld of politicelebritopia.
I hope his participation in this PETA campaign draws much needed attention to senseless animal abuse. Otherwise, I [...]

Nobody Cares on October 23, 2007

I can’t get my work done, my kid had an operation, the rented video is busted, and the downstairs toilet is not only stuffed up, but the flushing handle doesn’t work.
Nobody cares.
Likewise, nobody cares about these culled tidbits from around the blogosphere:1. J.Lo is preggers. Duh. Do we really need an announcement [ more...]?
2. [...]

Al Gore Vaporizes Hillary From Race

“I HAVE INVENTED FIE-YAH!”
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Ann Coulter Savaged for Bashing Jews and Judaism

The Britney Spears of the conservative movement, a blemish on the face of “kinder, gentler, compassionate conservatism.” A Connecticut anorexic in King Arthur’s Court. A transvestite refugee from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. So refers Michael Savage from his beleaguered talk show fest, The Savage Nation, to none other than Ms. Ann Coulter.
Wow. The [...]

Politicelebritopia Round-Up for October 11, 2007

The line separating politicians and celebrities so often becomes blurred. As they cross into each others’ realms, mongrel spawn are born. Round-up from this past week includes:
1. John Edwards’s fundraising woes may not be the only thorn in the side of his campaign. Readers are furiously kicking down a storm at The HuffPo…[more]2. Blue [...]

Supreme Court Rejects El-Masri Extraordinary Rendition Litigation Without Comment

For cripes sake, here we go again. Overstepping established civil liberties in the name of preventing terrorism. Invoking the state secrets privilege to block all discernable means of fact finding. Summary dismissal by “The Supremes” without comment Get out my life, why don’t cha babe. Election 2008 cannot come soon enough for moi.
This time, the [...]

Britney Spears Outing Makes Neighborhood "Unsafe"

What a spectacle! Suffice it to say, my life is a bed of roses compared to this celeb’s. I cannot imagine how Britney continues to cope, or for that matter, even function. After feasting my eyes on this papafrenzi outing, knowing full well her recent custody litigation set backs, is it any wonder this woman [...]

Blurring the Line Between Politics and Celebrities

Regular readers of The Spewker know its main focus is politics and celebrities. Bashing those who choose to lead life in the public eye is one of my favoritie pastimes. Throw in a dusting for the media and my day is complete.
Thanks HollyScoop for creating a video that allows me to [...]

Election 2008

Finally. Truth in advertising on the Democratic ticket.
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Squelching Debate

Perhaps second-tier presidential hopefuls could learn a thing or two.
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